Good morning to all on Monday the 13th. :) Na na, this post has got nothing to do with 13th or Monday, i just felt like saying it. :P I was going thru the mails in my inbox all sleepy n dull, when i came across this forward which just made my sleep disappear instantly. So here it is for all those ppl who hate Mondays, and for those who don't as well:
* RECENTLY CHINA AIRPORTS WERE CLOSED DUE TO HEAVY FOG. LATER IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT RAJANIKANTH WAS SMOKING IN INDIA!!
* RAJANIKANTH COMPLETED HIS KINDERGARDEN FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES. TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!
* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA.
* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE!
* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO SHARE ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. THUS...GOOGLE WAS BORN!!
* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??
THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE.
* WHY DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE.
* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL. SINCE THEN, THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS SUNDAY.
* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY RAJANIKANTH'S PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS.
* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION.
* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER??
TO PLAY CARROM!!
* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.
* RAJANIKANTHS'S NEXT PROJECT IS,TITANIC IN TAMIL. THE CLIMAX HAS BEEN REVISED, BOTH SURVIVE. RAJANIKANTHS SWIMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH THE HEROINE IN ONE HAND AND TITANIC IN THE OTHER.
* RAJANIKANTH COMPLETED HIS KINDERGARDEN FROM SEVEN DIFFERENT PLACES. TODAY THOSE PLACES ARE KNOWN AS IITs!!
* GOVERNMENT OF INDIA PAYS TAX TO RAJANIKANTH FOR LIVING IN INDIA.
* DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE:
WHEN RAJANIKANTH STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE!
* RAJANIKANTH WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED TO SHARE ONE PERCENT OF HIS KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. THUS...GOOGLE WAS BORN!!
* THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO??
THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE.
* WHY DO EARTHQUAKES OCCUR? BECAUSE AT THAT TIME RAJANIKANTH'S MOBILE IS ON VIBRATION MODE.
* ONCE RAJANIKANTH BUNKED A WHOLE DAY IN SCHOOL. SINCE THEN, THAT DAY IS KNOWN AS SUNDAY.
* THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY RAJANIKANTH'S PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS.
* BREAKING NEWS:
ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE! RAJANIKANTH PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI CELEBRATION.
* WHY DID RAJANI BUY AN ACRE OF LAND WTH 4 WELLS ON EACH CORNER??
TO PLAY CARROM!!
* BEFORE TOM CRUISE, RAJANI WAS APPROACHED FOR THE MOVIE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BUT RAJANI REFUSED AS HE FOUND THE TITLE INSULTING.
* RAJANIKANTHS'S NEXT PROJECT IS,TITANIC IN TAMIL. THE CLIMAX HAS BEEN REVISED, BOTH SURVIVE. RAJANIKANTHS SWIMS ACROSS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WITH THE HEROINE IN ONE HAND AND TITANIC IN THE OTHER.
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