Kids: Quick Learners!!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria!

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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow".

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!__________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie....Always say, "I am".

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet".

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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO: Sir, "my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, "do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog!__________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.