Lets get Lighter!!

Hi everybody! TGIF and hope u guys hav a great weekend lined up. As for me, i may go out ona date ;) So come back and lemme know how was ur weekend? As of now i m kicking off the weekend with some interesting jokes. So go thru them and lemme know how it was. :)


1. Man: Is there any way for having a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


2. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!


3. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


4. Why do Bride & Groom exchange garlands during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately....
Sweetheart U R Dead!


5. Different Phases of a man's life:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


6. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There
is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!!


7. Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.