A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. She had a near death experience in the operation theatre.
On seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
On recovering, the woman decided to stay back in the hospital and got a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck done. She even had someone come in to change her hair color and brighten her teeth.
Since she had so much time to live, she figured out that she might as well make the most of it.
After her last surgery, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
On arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Then why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
On recovering, the woman decided to stay back in the hospital and got a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck done. She even had someone come in to change her hair color and brighten her teeth.
Since she had so much time to live, she figured out that she might as well make the most of it.
After her last surgery, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
On arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Then why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"
Moral: Don't tweak with what god has already given you. Be happy the way you are.
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