Once the police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going?
Man: I'm going to listen a lecture on the ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture you at midnite?
Man: My wife.
Man: My wife.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Q: What's the difference between Complete and Finished?
A: If you find a good wife you are complete, else you are finished.
A: If you find a good wife you are complete, else you are finished.
Two men were having a conversation.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Wife: If I remove the cook and cook food for a whole month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
Law Professor: Which is the most important Law of Finance for starting a new business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
Student: Father-in-Law!
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