Last night Harry and his wife were sitting in the living room, talking about life. In between they talked about the idea of living and dying.
He said to her: Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die.
His wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards him, and proceeded to disconnect the TV cable, the dish, the DVD player, the computer, the cell phone, the ipod, and the Xbox, and then went on to the bar and threw away all his whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge.
HE ALMOST DIED!!
The moral of the story is: Think before you wish for something.
Wish you all a happy and fun filled weekend! :)
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