Lateral Thinking

This instance truly proves that lateral thinking is nothing but having different answers to the same question. :)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?




A. 1) KINDERGARTEN BOY: To get to the other side.

2) SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

3) MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." The chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

4) EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.

5) GEORGE BUSH: We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

My weekend is going to be a gr8 one. I am going to watch X-Men Origins: Wolverine tomorrow and then i will be going to the salon to pamper myself. Sunday is not yet planned but i guess i will mostly stay home and relax. I hope all of have a happy weekend!! :)