Some really cool definitions, which i had got on mail. Go through them and tell me ur favorites. :)
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing out.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually!
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
21. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
22. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway "see I am not injured yet."
23. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
24. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
25. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
26. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing out.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually!
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
21. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
22. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway "see I am not injured yet."
23. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
24. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
25. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
26. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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