Bored & Silly!

I am just too bored to write anything these days, don't feel like writing movie reviews (haven't seen any gr8 movies either) saw Australia and Ghajini.....din't like either of them. Australia was too slow where as Ghajini had too much of violence and a strong flavor of South India, can't blame Mr. Murugadoss. Anyways, apart from that i have no idea what will i do for the 2 weekends to come.......reason being my guy is going on a family vacation (read his parents and younger brother) to Singapore. :( I dunno how will i stay without him. Please suggest any ideas for this poor soul!! Work is going on as usual, and i m suddenly feeling very dull ever since my bro an sis-in-law left (they were here from Amsterdam for Christmas and New Year). So all in all i m gonna b silly n stupid for i dunno how long......so in case i post crap, please excuse me. For the time being i have something silly that i got on mail. Read it at your own risk. :D


How to catch a Lion

Newton 's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.


Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.


Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell them that you will upgrade it to a Lion.


Indian Police Method:
Catch any animal, interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion.


Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime, The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.