1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
2. To err is human, to forgive is not the company policy.
3. The road to success is always under construction.
4. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
5. If you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
6. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
7. Anything dropped on the floor will always roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
8. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.
9. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
10. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
11. You pick up the maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
12. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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