He said, She said....

1. He said to me "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"

I said "that's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart!"

2. He said to me "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

I said to him "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

3. He said to me "How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?"

I said to him "I don't know, it has never happened."

4. He said to me "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?"

I said to him "They already have boyfriends."

5. He said to me "Why are married women heavier than single women?"

I said to him "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."

Nothing special about this Monday as well. Hope you all have a great week ahead!!