Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.
Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.
As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening".
So Superman did his Super thing in a split-second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?"
"No" said the Invisible Man, "but my a*s hurts like hell!!"
When Death Came Calling!
Hyderabad: Chief minister of Andhra Pradesh, Y. S. Rajasekhara Reddy, better known as YSR, died in a helicopter crash on Thursday after his helicopter carrying him went missing over a dense forest area dominated by Maoist rebels.
Bodies of YSR Reddy and four others werer found, according to PTI.
The helicopter was traced in mangled state on Thursday on Rudrakonda hill, 40 nautical miles east of Kurnool.
The state-owned twin engine, seven-seater helicopter, Bell-430, he was flying in disappeared over the Nallamalla forest area in heavy rains at 9.35am on Wednesday, about an hour after it started, state officials said.
The worst part is that he was asked not to travel coz of the bad weather, and despite the warnings he went ahead with the trip. This is when we realise that there is something called fate (destiny). If somebody is destined to die, nobody can stop it from happening. Not even the person himself.
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