"Be happy.It's one way of being wise"

Its only Tuesday and i am already thinking about the weekend....This weekend is going to be gr8!! Saturday will be the usual thing of lunch and movie with my guy. But what i am looking forward to is Saturday night. No i am not going to a party, my bro and sis-in-law are coming to India after 6 months. :) Now, lets talk about some lighter things in life since the past few days have been quite tasking for me both mentally and emotionally. So here are some interesting lines which will hopefully bring a smile to your face.

1.Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
a) Tele-Phone
b) Tele-Vision
c) Tell-a-Woman
Still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Theresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. If you do not have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you have a Girl Friend - You are missing every thing in your life.

7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, pray to god and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please pay the ELECTRICITY BILL.

9. Why the Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per the Constitution, you cannot be punished twice for the same Mistake.